Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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