I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Oh god it's open bar.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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