Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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