O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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