why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
