She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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