hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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