Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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