Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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