Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You were trust falling into bushes
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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