My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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