I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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