just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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