Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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