Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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