OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think people are normalizing furries
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
