i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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