Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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