If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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