Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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