i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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