The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
