do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You ate ashes out of my bong
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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