Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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