My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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