well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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