Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
