lets start a swedish sibling band together
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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