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• (386): View more from Florida

  No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They have a pepper shaker for pot.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.

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• (707): View more from California

  someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  3pm strippers are depressing

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm

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  Dick in a box?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.

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  Exactly how many...is TOO many?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender

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• (909): View more from California

  Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.

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  easily made my night.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....

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