It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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