She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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