some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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