Grow some girl-balls and come out already
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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