it was like his penis was on wheels.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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