wrigley field is MILF paradise
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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