I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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