Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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