So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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