So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
