Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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