You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
