I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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