man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
