that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
We smell like vodka and hangover
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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