it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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