ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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