I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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