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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...

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  In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)

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  cunt.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.

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• (805): View more from California

  they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"

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• (949): View more from California

  is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that

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