I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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