Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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