You work out of a Hotel?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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