I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
organizing the empties. That sober.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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