I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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