I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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